glamorizing sass.

May 26

Huh?! TGIFridays Margarita reduction it is.  (Taken with instagram)

Huh?! TGIFridays Margarita reduction it is. (Taken with instagram)

May 24

why did I just listen to “Kokomo” by The Beach Boys in its entirety? Stupid flavorwire emails. (and now for the sax solo….)

note: you’ll be happy to know that i did NOT listen to “Sussudio”

(via little-paws)

May 23

Do not use to make a child sleep. Too late, @nyquil (Taken with instagram)

Do not use to make a child sleep. Too late, @nyquil (Taken with instagram)

May 16

My Quinceañera.

My Quinceañera.

(Source: nintendad, via my-little-underground)

May 14

(Source: bernhardhandick, via invisiblur)

May 13

Yep. The usual haunt! ;) #bigchicks  (Taken with Instagram at Big Chicks)

Yep. The usual haunt! ;) #bigchicks (Taken with Instagram at Big Chicks)

May 11

[video]

This is happening. #slurpee (Taken with instagram)

This is happening. #slurpee (Taken with instagram)

Apr 29

Someone should have bought some charmin.  (Taken with instagram)

Someone should have bought some charmin. (Taken with instagram)